You didn't come across negatively or as spoiled. I just wanted to share how it felt from my point of view without speaking for others necessarily. Your 'client" situation makes sense, and I understand. We in IT always have "clients" whether as consultants or just internal IT - it's really all the same.
I see that you are separated from the permissions that allow access to the sharepoint servers themselves and likely from Central Admin. That's where all the attention needs to be, and if all that stuff is going on, it should be the #1 priority for the administration team or for the architect who runs it all. I say that as an architect for a large sharepoint implementation (as a consultant to a client) who also has an administration team under me with great expertise. I would have my top guy on this problem the moment anything got wierd like you said, and it would be top priority likely.
I hope that someone can help, but I don't think i can due to the fact that it will require a custom coded workflow to solve this, and I don't write code. I could probably fix the Timer Service issue if given the chance, but that doesn't sound possible. If I think of a nifty workaround on the workflow side, I'll let you know. What timezone are you on, and do you have another form of communication you can use for real-time comms? AIM, Skype, Live Messenger? What timezone are you in?